slang

raya sunshine: i made a tambourine at preschool today!

mom: cool, can you show me?

raya sunshine: you mean show you my mad skills?

why i'm ok with PBS

mom is brushing raya's teeth

raya sunshine: did you get my front incisors? 

brains

mom gets a bloody nose

raya sunshine: OH NO! mama, your BRAIN!

salad bar

mom doesn't like chewing gum. it grosses her out...

raya has her fist clenched tight

raya sunshine: i got some salad in my hand mom, can i eat it?

mommy: let's see it first.

raya opens her hand and there is a piece of gum in it.

raya sunshines: see mom, salad. gooooooood for me!

shiver me timbers

falling in love

mom is sitting cross legged on the floor. raya throws her arms around mom's neck and pushes her to the ground and plants a kiss on her.

raya sunshine: mommy, we were just falling in love!

since we're talking disney

mom is scolding raya, and this rubs raya's fur the wrong way...

raya sunshine: quit yelling, mommy. DIS honor! dishonor on YOU! dishonor on your COW!!!!

i think we've watched mulan one too many times.